Monday, April 17, 2006
Relak Relak

"When I say it's due today, it's due today! @#$%^&*"

Today, I talked quite a bit with Shadowcat about Gerrie. Told her about all that happened during Good Friday when Gerrie brought me to her church and then after that, followed her to her cell's birthday celebration. A foreword on that: She had already SMSed me the night before telling me I "can join in" her cell's birthday celebration while I was having buffet dinner with two of my uni pals at Quality Hotel (Balestier). Oh, by the way, for $10, the spread for this buffet is pretty decent. Have a go at it. But please book in advance or wait one hour like we did.

Well, going to back the cell birthday thingy, I think it's one of those rare (or first?) times when she brought someone to church. I don't know about girls but for guys, it must either be a first or something close to that because some of those cell members started asking me how I met her (Answer (A): "Outside") and how long we've known each other (A:"I can't remember"...Reply: "Oh, it was that long huh"...A: "No, I just can't remember").

It seems just about everyone is intrigued by the two of us and what we were...actually I think some of them either think that she is my girlfriend or that we are really close (Neither of which is true). It got to the point when I am so tired of the same question that I just sat back, looked at her and said,"Ask her lah." I thought at that moment I really sounded like her boyfriend and it was almost wicked fun to just see her reply, deadpan, "We're friends."

Now this girl is about as deadpan and measured as humanly possible. In fact, I have never met anyone as measured as her and as even-tempered. It seems as if nothing can fluster her...just as nothing can excite her. Maybe this has to do with the fact that she is a Virgo (born 15th Sept).

Virgo: Beautiful, virginal, white, unfathomable and ghostly?

I actually only found out about her birthdate on the Good Friday and that she was a Virgo today...so excited me went to look for a description of Virgos. This is what I got...

Virgo's are highly intelligent, interested in everything and everyone and happy to be busy with many jobs and hobbies. Many have some kind of specialised knowledge and most are good with their hands. Their nit-picking ways can infuriate their colleagues. They find it hard to discuss their innermost feelings and this can make them hard to understand. In many ways, they are happier doing something practical than dealing with relationships. These people can overdo the self-sacrificial bit and make themselves martyrs to other people's impractical lifestyles. They are willing to fit in with whatever is going on and they can adjust to most things, but they mustn't neglect their own needs. Although excellent communicators and wonderfully witty conversationalists, Virgo's prefer to express their deepest feelings by actions rather than words. Most avoid touching all but very close friends and family members and they find lovey-dovey behaviour embarrassing. These people can be very highly sexed and they may use this as a way of expressing love. Virgo's are criticised a good deal as children and are often made to feel unwelcome in their childhood homes. They in turn become very critical of others and they can use this in order to wound.

Many Virgo's overcome inhibitions by taking up acting, music, cookery or sports. Acting is particularly common to this sign because it allows them to put aside their fears and take on the mantle of someone quite different. They are shy and slow to make friends but when they do accept someone, they are the loyalist, gentlest and kindest of companions. They are great company and have a wonderful sense of humour.

I have basically highlighted the parts in red of what I found to be true of Gerrie and the parts in red, bold and italics are which gets me excited...one much more so than the other. Guess which?

Anyway, I had told Shadowcat and Jubilee that I did not understand my attraction towards this chabo because she's almost everything I would not want in a girl...yet everytime I see her only, I just know I want...kaoz. The only explanation I have for this is that she is a pheromone monster and that I LIKE her type of pheromone.

Kaypoh me then went to look for the star sign compatibility between Virgo Girl and Pisces Boy and guess what, we are complete opposites and should, never in hell, get together. This was what was written...part of it anyway...

There is a saying that opposites attract and Virgo and Pisces are a perfect example of this phrase. When these two meet, there is instant curiosity and sexual attraction. Pisces will see Virgo as a dream lover and will make every effort to hold onto the sexy and smart Virgo. Virgo will see social and sexual adventures in Pisces and will always leave Pisces longing for more. Sex will be a strong element that keeps the relationship exciting. Love will blossom over time to the point of a possible marriage. As close as these two get, they never really get together. Pisces could get cold feet at the wrong time and Virgo could get paranoid. Virgo may say the wrong thing at the wrong time. Pisces will view this as manipulation and swim away to safer waters. For this to work, both signs need to truly understand the definition of commitment. This is crucial for both signs.

KNN! No wonder, I am so obssessed with this chabo! And what the fcuk, never get together?! Then I try so hard for what?!

Under such circumstances, what can I possibly say but this...

ASTROLOGY IS ABSOLUTE RUBBISH...BLOODY HELL, WASTE SO MUCH OF MY TIME READING SUCH CRAP!

Star signs: In a word "Rubbish"