Tuesday, September 07, 2004
Caldecott Starlets and Stories

Well well well,I am indefinitely bored to death right now and seeing that Jubilee is seemingly not working at the time of writing this blog,I decided that,hey,I should stop working too and wait until 6 pm for knockoff time.Absolutely wonderful to discover such a sense of freedom to do as one pleases.It's liberating.I'm going to write a frivolous blog after such a long time.I think I've been doing nothing but reviews and commentries and my soul has sunk to unfathomable depths so I got to free myself from depression.I had orginally intended to write a blog about all kinds of gossips and stories about Caldecott Hill stars,which I've heard from friends and Jubilee but then after a while decided not to.Why?I just looked through Singapore's Statutes online and was looking at some of the acts there.What's that?Which one?You go read yourself.But,oh my goodness,what if those I write about suddenly decide to exercise their considerable financial might and wipe me off the face of Singapore?So then I can't talk about the stories of Yang Li Ice's bitchiness,Robin's push-ups with Fiona and Sean Said being Christopher's home answering machine?I can't?Oh goodness,I can't.Well,I am wasting some good stories here then,you know.But then again,Xiaxue is the one who should take care.She'd be bankrupted 247 times over if the people she wrote about sued her.RIIIGHT.

Anyway,what was I planning to write?Oh,I think it was sometime back when Jubilee commented to someone or someone-s that there are no good up and coming starlets at Caldecott Hill anymore.But of course there is,my fellow X-Men,you just have to be a lot less picky,that's all.I'd just name a few for starters although it doesn't necessary mean I think highly of them and if you disagree with me.It's really too bad.

Let's talk about the only person Jubilee could remember:Joanne Peh.Ok,she's pretty and is a university student and she's really pleasant enough but I don't like her with short spiky hair.It makes her look like a butch.And if I wanted to look at a butch,I'd go to the army,not the TV.She still looks pretty and all but she looks better with long hair,don't you think?I think she does but then again,I'm a guy.ALL guys love girls with long hair.Why?What why?Why do girls like well-built guys then?Who cares.

Everybody seems to hate Fiona Xie,except my mum.She think she's hilarious,which makes me think my mum has been staying at home for too long.The thing about Fiona Xie is that she looks like a pixie which might turn a few men on but with that figure...goodness,she turns everybody on.But with that wispy whiny voice,she turns just about everybody off again so I guess things balance out.Seriously,I cannot stand her voice and her behaviour.Looks like one big infantile banana like she's trying to act cute.But I've heard she's not like that in real life or at least I hope so.Anyway,I think a lot of guys wouldn't mind her.Because?Boo...s.Guess the missing letter.

I am personally quite enchanted with Priscilla Chan.I mean,how can you not be?Those BIG BAMBI eyes that screams innocence, vulnerability and erm,I can't think of another word.After writing three paragraphs,it's funny that I didn't talk about any of them in terms of acting even once.Now how is that?Anyway,she's so Bambi,she looks like venison to me.Good enough to eat.Hannibal Lector speaking.

Le Yao.She's Chinese but hey,doesn't matter,supposed to increase the population here so I think local guys should definitely chase her?She looks good too but I always thought Chinese girls look good so you shouldn't ask me about them.

But still...oh,come to think of it,I want to mention someone I don't even know the name of.There's this Channel U actress who's a Malaysian beauty queen or something and she came here to act.Now that's good looking.

Oh,if you read the title of this blog carefully,you'd know I'm going to tell the stories anyway.We have all heard about the Fan and Christopher are-they-or-are-they-not stories floating around.But have you heard of the Sean and Christopher are-they-or-are-they-not story?Well,apparently someone called Chris at his home and who's to pick up but Sean,who replied in his manly voice that Chris is bathing so please call back later.That's real nice of Sean really.Possibly coming out of the bath to answer the phone.

Well,another story making the rounds is about how Mrs Li went to a film set to haul abuse at Zoey over her mister.Oh come on,Zoey and her beloved hubby,Southstar,wouldn't do such a thing as have amorous feelings for each other?Come on,how could he?He's got a world-class beauty at home.It's all the commercial's fault really.You know that coffee commercial lah.Stupid commercial.

The Robin and Fiona affair is much more interesting.According to hearsay,the two of them got dead-drunk after one particular filming session after the crew and them went on a binge.So the crew threw them onto the same bed together and after a while,some crew members noticed Robin doing push-ups on the bed.After that,they became a couple and didn't last happily ever after.How nice.

Hmmm,so there.That's all there is to it.The end.