Tuesday, April 18, 2006
Done And Dusted
As I was out for a while last night and didn't reach home till about 8+, I didn't manage to catch the opening of the Spurs-Man U match last night. I also didn't (fortunately) to catch Wayne "I visit 50-year-old prostitutes and have a gambling habit" Rooney score the opening goal of this match. What I did witness though is the South Korean @#$%^&* Lee Young-fcuking Pyo messing up a perfectly simple "whack the ball upfield and clear the danger" opportunity (so simple even my mum could do it blindfolded and with both her legs tied together) so as to be dispossessed by another South Korean @#$%^&* Park Ji-fcuking Sung in order to let Wayne "Looks older than my dad" Rooney in on an open goal.
Lee Young-Pyo: Flanked by Luis "Agua" Garcia and actually in control of the ball...what a surprise!
Of course, Spurs were to stage their late pseudo-rally by getting one back but any living being with half-a-brain cell would know that this lily-livered team would never equalise and hence, the match ended 2-1. And as a result, Spurs fourth Champions' League spot hangs in the balance and this is what Spurs manager Martin Jol said when the whistle was blown...
"Nah beh..." (Don't believe me? Look at the shape of Jol's lips)
Meanwhile, Jol's opposite number, the 7,247 year-old Sir Alex "We still have a great chance of winning the title as long as the entire Chelsea team contracts Avian Flu and dies" Ferguson celebrated like his great grandson just witnessed the birth of his great grandson (who will be SAF's [Doesn't that explain why so many Singaporean MEN hate Man U?] great great great grandson). I have two words for the old fogey: Nine points.
Someone should remind him it's only SECOND place...
Later in the day, at стамфордский мост (Russian for Stamford Bridge), Челси (Russian for Chelsea) sleepwalked to a sleepy 3-0 stroll against mighty Everton and the league title is all but done and dusted. The fact was that the match was a total non-issue in the eyes of Челси manager Jose "I look GOOD" Mourinho anyway. The guy was so free, he was spotted practising his Falun Dafa moves at the match.
Jose Mourinho: Falungong practitioner.
And so, Челси practically seals their second successive title while Man U continues to think they have the means of regaining their former glories...even as Liverpool and Arsenal continue to have absolutely no chance in hell of ever winning anything...
Stevie G swings a punch at SOB after his comments...what a violent man...
While Spurs fans continue to take their medication and visit their psychiatrists regularly.
Just another Spurs fan being helped by his three good Wigan fan friends after yet another defeat... What a great season...NOT!
