Friday, July 23, 2004
少男杀手

Ahhh,I typed Chinese words in my blog.My first ever Chinese words.I am as proud as a dodo.Which means I'm dead proud.So frivolous.Anyway,I'm taking out time from my packed work schedule to do commentry on beautiful Mandarin pop stars.And when I'm done with this,I'd pack my bags and go home.Folks,learn.This is called work-life balance.Some of you guys might say I am a slacker,that I don't do much work,that I have got all my priorities wrong.Work comes first.Hey,I DID say that I took time out from my busy work schedule but the real point,you'd all be right.

Anyway,back to my frivolous topic:Am I a Chi Koh Pek to write about girls?Maybe but hey,which of you don't look at pretty girls?It's not like I'm writing this for monks to read.if so,I'd write about vegetarian diets instead.By the way,do monks write blogs?

Ok,back to my topic.I'd start with Jolin Tsai.Everyone's favourite pirate.Jolin.Now what can I say about her.She's the number one 少男杀手 around in the Mandarin pop scene.And I believe there is a simple reason why Chinese guys are so obssessed with her.Why?It is because she looks like a Japanese PORN STAR.Come on,look at her hair,those dyed-copper luscious locks,those big eyes and those pouty lips.Tell me she doesn't look like a Japanese Adult Actress.Unfortunately,a lot of girls nowadays are trying to copy her look.For example,there is a girl in my office who is copying that look exactly.How do you tell someone she looks like a porn star?

Next,one of my favourites.Elva Hsiao.She's not really that pretty actually but she simply captivates me.It must be those small,beady eyes of hers.100MW electric blasters.Besides those peepers,she does look ordinary,except for a pretty nose.One of my friends who saw her live actually said she looks like Ah Lian,thick make-up.She does???Well,maybe she does...and if so,that only shows I love Ah Lians.Friends and family,find me an Ah Lian to marry.

Evonne Hsu.Phew.Elegant like a swan.Come to think of it,she looks like a swan...without the beak.I like her actually,she's really fair and I love that.But there's something about her face which unsettles me.There's just something unproportionate,not right,something weird somewhere.I can't put a finger on it.Ok,maybe it's because she looks like a swan.Imagine..a 1.7+metres bird walking towards you.

Vivian Hsu.Xiaxue's favourite star.One of mine too.Xiaxue likes her because she thinks Vivian is one of the most beautiful girls in the Chinese entertainment scene.Luscious locks,big eyes.Woh.I like her because UNLIKE Jolin Tsai,who's a pseudo-porn star,Vivian is the real thing.She WAS a porn star.I love people who are real.

Stefanie Sun...erm,I am only supposed to review beautiful pop stars huh?Sorry sorry...next.

Cyndi Wong.Hmmm.She's following Jolin's route,copying her every move.She's got big pretty doe eyes,looks bleached white and wears a school girl uniform.She looks like Sailormoon.She's a cartoon.

I won't review Fish Leong or Penny Tai.Because they are Malaysians.Nah just kidding.I haven't a thing to say about them.But if you're Jackie Chan's kid and want me to write a review on Penny.Send me a comment and I'd do it for you.Can you get me a movie deal though?

Ok...for all foreigners reading this post.There are LOADS of beautiful pop stars in the Mandarin pop scene.It's just that I can't think of any right now.Don't be mistaken.Chinese girls are beautiful!And they don't all look like Lucy Liu.