Saturday, July 24, 2004
Office X-Men - The Complete Line-Up

Finally,having gone through my little collection of X-Men characters,I have managed to fit everyone in my office into an X-Men caharcter.Helped by mydaemon of course who recommended herself as Jubilee.Very appropriate.So continuing the list are:

Jubilee: Jubilee's power is to generate energy globules which can be fired out in balls,stramers and other shapes.These sparkle to dazzle and blind enemies.Mydaemon is infectiously sparky by nature and this suits Jubilee's power perfectly.She also blinds us with her dazzling business ideas.

Jean Grey: The connection here is a bit tenuous.Nanie is prone to strange thoughts.For the insiders,note the lecturer with hairy chest discussion during lunch and what direction nanie led the discussion to.How did she do that?!Jean grey does strange things with her mind as well,moving all kinds of stuff and knocking people around silly.In essence,they both conjure up strange things in their minds.

Storm: It was nanie.Now it's J.Storm generates storms.When J gets pissed,she also has these storm clouds around her which gets scary.I am just waiting for her eyeballs to turn white.

Mystique: C is Mystique.Now,why would I include a Brotherhood of Mutants character in the midst of X-men.Simple.It makes her an outcast.Mystique has this amazing to morph into different people when she is around different folks and present different sides of herself.This shape-shifter changes her faces so many times,it's hard to tell when she is telling the truth and when not.Oh and Mystique rarely talks in the movies,just like she rarely talks in meetings.

Shadowcat: B is Shadowcat.Shadow who?Remember the first movie when Wolverine first went into the classroom to meet Prof X for the first time?There was a girl who went back to take her book then ran right through the door.That's Shadowcat.In the second movie,when the SWAT police raided the mansion and burst into this girl's bedroom,she fell and passed right through the bed and ended up on the floor below.That is Shadowcat again. Her power is that she is able to pass through solid matters. I don't mind to mean to say B is permeable.This is really filling up characters here so she has to make do.

Hey,so that's it!The complete cast:Rogue,Banshee,Mystique,Shadowcat,Wolverine,Colossus, Storm,Jubilee,Jean Grey and Cyclops.Watch out for the first installment of the Office X-Men Politics series when we slap each other silly.I got to go hone my Optic Blasts now.