Friday, July 23, 2004
JOKERS

Has celebrity status reached me before I even knew it?I was given a tidy surprise when I found,to my surprise,all comments on my previous 少男杀手 post has been erased.As has another comment on another of my post!Wow,I am on the receiving end of some hacking activity.I must be famous to have people hate me.I will have my face on Straits Times soon.The Struggling Officeboy on TV.I think I am thinking too much.

Hey,come on,don't mess around with my blog.It's the only outlet for my psychotic outbursts.Without this,I'd be rehabilitated back to my old home at 10,Buangkok View (AKA Woodbridge).Have mercy on my fragile soul as I go about rebuilding my life after you destroyed my blog.If you really wanted to hack,go hack Xiaxue's website.Notice I write about her in every post nowadays?Time to take my pills.

Now,let me hazard a guess on who hacked my post.My guess is the JOlin Koalition forcERS (JOKERS) for my inncuous comments on her looking like a porn star.Hey,you know I love and care about her.Do you think I'd point out the truth that she looks like a porn star if I didn't care?When all around her,her agents and friends are deluding her that she looks good and innocent?By the way,some of you might have pointed out that coalition starts with a c,not a k.NOT in Malaysia,you don't.In Malaysia,everything starts with a K...Kommunication,Komplex,Kaya.But forces is spelt without the R.Well,you're in Malaysia,genius.They spelt everything wrongly.And how do I know they're based in Malaysia?Well,JOKERS,my friends,they only come from Malaysia.

Ok,JOKERS,now,leave some nice cute comments on my site and leave me alone.And oh,I love Malaysians...don't be mistaken.I just take the piss.It's natural after all.In Singapore,we drink our own piss(NEWater,NEWater)so we're always giving it to others as well.Tsk tsk tsk.