Friday, October 08, 2004
Latino Heat

To begin this blog,I present to you the Cyclops 10 Hottest Women In My World List:

1. Monica Bellucci
2. Charlize Theron
3. Salma Hayek
4. Mika Nakashima
5. Zhang Ziyi
6. Aishwarya Rai
7. Mischa Barton (of The OC)
8. Beyonce Knowles
9. Angelina Jolie
10. The Chinese Lass who lives in Hougang Ave 8,takes bus 74 to AMK then takes the train to Novena to work...wow...I marvel at the coincidence because I alight there too.

As one can see,out of the ten I named,four are Asians...one of them is a Singaporean somemore!And that person isn't Fann Wong but someone I can't name.Why is it that I didn't name any Singapore celebrities in the Top 10?Seriously,do you think anybody else would other than undiscerning readers of FHM Singapore?I was thinking hard but couldn't think of anybody local I might like to include.That doesn't mean Singapore girls are not pretty.In fact,they are gorgeous.But my list talks about Hot,not Gorgeous.So they don't earn a place on this list.

As one would also notice,two Latinos are among my top three hottest women in my world.Monica Bellucci and Salma Hayek.I am sure most of you have seen Bellucci.I think she is seriously sexy and beautiful.Unlike some waif like Kate Moss,she is all woman with a very curvy figure.In fact,for someone like Moss,if she ever went to a third world country suffering from famine,the people there might just offer her food instead of Moss offering them that."Ohh,poor white girl...looks in worse condition than me.Needs food"Can't figure out why girls might think that being starvation thin is pretty in any way.But of course this has to do with media images,a topic I dealt with earlier and the expectations of man.Guys,you want your girlfriends to look like they are "Out Of Africa"?I went way off-tangent,should be talking about Bellucci instead.

I first saw her in the Italian movie "Malena" where she played a sexy siren,whose husband had gone away and she was lusted after by every man in town.She was also the sexual fantasy of a little boy who was the narrator of the story.Little wonder.Of course,a series of tragic things then happened to her but at the end,she regained her dignity again.Nice story.Even nicer lead actress.Subsequently,she appeared in erm...the Matrix sequels,Tears Of The Sun and Irreversible.She never lost her lustre in any of those movies.

Charlize Theron is,needless to say,a Goddess.First saw her in 2 Days In The Valley.Always kept track of her then even if her choice of movies can be very crappy.Especially those co-starring Keanu Reeves.Salma Hayek is the hot chick in Desperado.Again a Latino.This girl is hot too but I don't watch her too often.I think she's also an unusual choice to pick out because not a lot of people would think about or recall her name.

The next 3 choices of mine are all Asians.Anybody don't know who Mika Nakashima is?She is my favourite Japanese singer and she is GORGEOUS and HOT.Of coourse I also like her music which is extremely jazzy.An unusual music genre to blend with pop in the dance,hip-hop and rock-obssessed Japanese music scene.Zhang Ziyi...the dragon lady,no need to introduce her too much.Nor do I need to talk about Rai.I think...she's got mesmerising green eyes.And she was ex Miss Universe too.Wah...

I think I want to skip Angelina Jolie also because come on,who doesn't know her.Don't need to justify lah.Mischa Barton and Beyonce Knowles might be a little unusual.personally,I don't watch the OC at all but whenever I see barton,I think she is one of the most beautiful women around.Come to think of it,actually she looks a lot like Sarah Michelle Gellar.So why didn't I include Gellar?erm...good question.Beyonce...I was thinking of including Halle Berry instead but I thought she's too old and Beyonce looks better,is younger and have a curvier body as well.And yes,she sings as well.

I know there is a lot of other beautiful women I left out but this is my list and my world so don't mind!Finally...I can't possibly ever justify putting Ms Chinese gal in at Number 10 right?I just think she's so pretty and alluring.And obviously this type of post only occurs on a Friday when nobody is working...hard.