Tuesday, August 03, 2004
Xiaxue

I haven't gone to Miss Xiaxue's blog for such a long time that I have almost forgotten that I have a self-imposed fixation with her.And having such an inexplicably quiet day at the office,I decided to steal some time from my own lunchtime(Never accuse me of STEALING corporate time away from the company...I don't.I merely REDUCE it by knocking off early)and take a look or two at her posts and her face.I mean,come on,how can I not be fixated with her?Look at her:Those big and liquid eyes,those long and luscious curls,that cherubic smile and most importantly,her spectacular way with words,notably vulgarities.I can't stop thinking about her(Ok,I did...for quite some time to boot)and I'd imagine neither can many other guys.You know what she's like to me?She's like a godsend to me,just like the way,you know,God sent Lucifer to Hell.She's Lucifer and I'm Hell.

So anyway,I went to read her posts for various reasons.Yes,one of them is to ogle.But the real objective to get some inspiration to write a good post again.I've been finding it increasingly difficult to write anything really interesting and worse,I have found that my writing is beginning to look more and more samey.Everything I write looks the same to me.I was betting on Xiaxue to provide me with some stimulus.Maybe she could be my muse,who knows,right?But I was to find myself deeply disappointed.

Sure,she still looks good in the new pictures she posted(incredible Photoshop skills)but all her latest posts barely raised a couple of chuckles from me.Yes,barely a couple.She used to be a lot funnier.Whatever happened?I mean,my mum could be funnier than her...and she might be.She's the Stpehen Chow of the family and she cracks me up.Sample this:

Me:"Hey mum,what's for dinner?I just had chicken wings for lunch and I am still feeling full."

Mum:"You want chicken wings for dinner?But I've cooked other stuff already..."

Me:"No no no!I don't want chicken wings for dinner!"

Mum:"No no no,you don't want dinner?You eaten already?!YOU SHOULD HAVE TOLD ME EARLIER WHAT!!!I cooked already you know!"

Me:"@#$%^&*"

Well,that's my mum for you.Anyway,back to Xiaxue.Did I mention she looked fine?Oh,that's not the point,is it?Yeah,I think she has lost her edge.The bite she once had is not really there anymore.Just like I am a bit stale already after only such a short time blogging.Does everyone lose their edge after doing the same thing for a while?I wonder.Anyway,I think some time away would be good and I think Xiaxue and I should take a sabbatical and recharge batteries together in Bintan.Hmmmm.I think you have a stalker speaking here.

Yes yes.Some time away would be great.In fact,I would be going to Malaysia over the National Day weekend for a five day R&R.How wonderful to be away again.And very patriotic of me,spreading the cheer of the Singaporean goodwill to our neighbours during our National Day period.I am sure they are as pleased as I am.And maybe during that time,I can forget all about Xiaxue again,until she regains her edge.