Monday, June 19, 2006
"开口死" 美女

Being something of an ochlophobic, I usually avoid going to city shopping malls over the weekend in order not to clash with maddening hordes of shoppers trotting through aisles. So it must come as a surprise (to moi) that I availed myself to go Bugis for a short shopping trip.

The crowds were crushing (as usual) at Bugis which came as no surprise. What got me interested though was the realisation of how much I was missing by not going to the city malls during the weekend...for this was when the mei meis come out to play.

To tell you the truth, it was a visual feast. As I was just making my way through Seiyu alone, waves and waves of alluring faces with porcelain features made their way past me. If anybody says Singapore girls are not among the most beautiful in the world, they are probably members of the SAVH. It is probably true that Singapore girls do not really know how to dress nor make-up, but that has nothing to do with their natural beauty. The grass isn't always greener on the other side.

Having said that though, an incident brought me right back to earth when it came to local girls.

I was queueing up to pay for an item when this luscious babe walked past me to queue behind me. Oh my goodness, I can honestly say that hers was one of the most beautiful faces that I saw that day. She has fine, smooth, fair skin, finely sculptured features and beautiful cascading locks that flowed past her shoulders. She's almost like a goddess.

As expected, I was just trying my best to find any excuse to turn around to bio her. Who wouldn't? And then, her phone rang and she answered the phone...

"Allo, where ah yooo? I add kounter lah, Q veri long leh. Yooo weight lah. You bai tikit all ready not? Watch wat show? I dun wan dat one. Watch "Sleeetheer". I lightk!"

I stopped trying to bio her after that. Later, when she walked past me, all I could do was shake my head.

SG Girls, while I have to say that you must among the most beautiful, too often have I also seen instances whereby the moment you opened your mouth, everything was lost. In Singapore, "开口死" 美女 seems to be a phenomenon that is all too common. It is not just about the voice being sweet but more the manner in which you speak. A lot of the time, it is rather coarse.

Let me give you an example where looks and voice match to perfection. Enter my darling.

Have you ever watched my wife on TV? Listen to her voice and the refined way in which she speaks. Phuah, I tell you, vocal viagra. I am sure a lot of guy folks, when they hear her speak, immediately marikita and pitch up tentages in their pants. She's almost the complete package, I tell you. Face, body, elegance...matched with that teh voice and the way she speaks...wah seh...

Maybe it's just me. Maybe guys are generally not particular about how girls speak and I am the odd one out. I don't know. But for me, I really don't want to see so many girls 开口死 when their looks are so heavenly. The image just clashes too sharply for me.

But what to do? You tell me lah. I also don't know.

PS: Cock lah, not as if I talk like Ian McKellen like that...talk so much for fcuk then...