Thursday, May 05, 2005
You Blog?!You Blog Somemore!

Phuah,it's sue season right now.Sue not as in the girl's name but as in government "sue until your pants drop"-style sue.You guys must have heard about the ASTAR scholar and his unsavory remarks about the organisation.Subsequently,when the agency caught wind of his words,he was forced to close down his blog and apologise...or something like that...whatever whatever whatever.The details escape me but we aren't interested in the details but the general outline right?

And of course,this isn't the first time some scholar shot his stupid mouth off and had to apologise or got scrutinised by the public.Some other brilliant scholar also shot his mouth off about some racist thing and got slammed by everyone left right and centre.Makes you wonder what is it about these scholars that they keep saying the wrong things,right?Are they...

1) Getting too big-headed for their own good?You know,scholar mah.Got the whole world in their hands.Come back into civil service anyhow do also can get promoted one.

2) Not too streetsmart.Smart is one thing,streetsmart is another.Smart can study,streetsmart not necessarily so.Streetsmart lets you survive in society,make the right moves and get the girls....with low IQ.Smart means you know your algebra,survive in civil service,make the right chess moves and get the promotions...with low EQ.Don't you just love generalisations?

3) Just plain stupid.Do I need to explain this?Not unless you're a scholar.

Or maybe it's because they send all these highflyers to these foreign angmoh universities and then they start getting all these liberal views,become bananas and start biting the hand that feeds them.Oi,brothers,they pay your school fees so you want to criticise,at least disguise your identity (notice I never say disguise the target's identity?) lah.

"I don't want to be a coward!!!" Mr scholar says!Oh,you must prefer to be a bankrupt then?

Me also thinks that to stop these highflyers from continuing to cultivate such ungrateful behaviour,instead of sending them to forign angmoh university,they should send them to foreign cheena university.Teach these buggers some good communist values.祖国最大，祖国万岁，政府最伟大!BAGUS!!!And of course,in the process,they can also marry nice looking Chinese girls and increase the gene pool here.I wanted to say send them to Japan too but I'm a bit worried someone might snatch my Mika (Nakashima) from me. (As for Korea,no way...that's no such thing as a NATURALLY nice looking girl there)

Aiya,actually the real crux of the issue is that I am getting fearful for my own blog right now.The number of people I have criticised on this blog,if they all decided that my comments were defamatory,falsified,the amount of damages I have to pay...I probably got to kill myself,get the insurance and still not pay off 10% of it.

Now let's see who I should be most worried about...this is my top five:

1) Xiaxue
2) Fann Wong
3) Fiona Xie
4) Sean Say
5) Government

I wouldn't worry about Xiaxue because she has enough people hating her to not worry about me.As for Fann,she's not literate enough to read my blog so I don't have to worry about her either. Fiona...hey,come on,half the time I was expressing my love for her,how could she sue me for praising her slutty behaviour,Disney-dubbed voice and huge balloons?Sean Say...wait a second,everytime I wrote about him,it's more like fact reporting than falsifying anything or even being defamatory.He is a sissy,isn't he?

Ahhh...which leaves me with government lah.So scary...the number of times I've criticised or written about them...if they wanted to sue,they might as well just send me to Francis Seow-land.I am so scared right now...I am trembling...sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry lah,Big Brother.I did not meant to offend.I was just being a bigmouth...I will learn to be subservient.An absolute yes-man who will not criticise nor speak my point of view.The country doesn't need dissidents like that.No siree.We only need men who serve NS when they are told to (or go to DB),make love when they are ordered to (or get bombarded by First Mums or like-minded serials) and yes,gamble when it's time to (in a nice iconic building no less).

No dissidents...no no no...you're not welcomed...we will spot you out and...hey you,cool baby,say aye to daiseikai...sorry I couldn't resist (I find the Toshiba Daiseikai advert incredibly infectious and the girl in green very yummy because she seems so lively).

Ok,my hair has dried (Why do you think I bothered to write a post if not waiting for my hair to dry?)...adios lads!!!

PS: I almost forgot to mention the biggest reason why I shouldn't criticise the guvment.Because that makes me an ingrate,just like them scholars,only that I am The Special One and they are...not.Do not bite the hand that feeds you,Cyclops...