Sunday, May 01, 2005
Cyndi The Bitch

Howdy,y'all!

Hope you all have had a good Labour Day holiday and seeing as that it's a long weekend this week,hopefully you guys will have something on tomorrow as well.Well,even if you have nothing on,you can always read my blog and entertain yourself for all of five minutes.And then after that,you can start feeling miserable all over again.

The past week,well,has been quite hectic.Most of the week was spent finishing a report that Jubilee and I have procrastinated for months to doing.Well,finally,when push came to shove,we really had no choice but to bite the bullet and finish it of...because Rogue is coming back soon.OMG...hell is back.Anyway,besides the busy schedule,I still found time to offend Pyro.

Who's Pyro?

Remember the old colleague whom I mentioned came back to our department a couple of months back after a stint in another department.I called him Tom Cruise in my previous posts because...I was too lazy to think of an X-Men moniker for him.And then this week,I just found the perfect X-Men character to fit him...Pyro...because he self-combusts into flames whenever he's pissed.Which might come fairly often because he's a rather 小器 person (or at least I find him so).He also has this habit of putting on this stupid smug face in front of Colossus,Jubilee and me whenever he thinks he's got some kind of a upperhand over us (I must qualify something.When he has an upperhand,it's either by chance or we let him...because otherwise he's not smart enough to get the better of us).Jean Grey might disagree with us on that but that's because he never misbehaves in front of her.

Anyway,sometime last week,Jubilee and me (I excuse Colossus out of this) managed to piss him off (not a difficult feat) because we went out for lunch and didn't buy back for him...despite already stating that we won't do so (and can't do so because we didn't bring enough cash)...but he thought we were kidding and didn't bother double-checking with us.So he got royally pissed and stormed off (according to Jean Grey...who even kinda admonished Jubilee for not helping Pyro).

So I ask you:While this is a splendid case of miscommunication,does Pyro have the right to be angry with us?Answers on a postcard,please.

But I think it's unfair to ask any of you to take sides since you don't have the full information at hand and neither am I going to provide the necessary information here.Because it's going to take a long long post and this isn't really what I want to talk about anyway so I won't go into further details.

The "Cyndi" in question that I mentioned in my header is Cyndi Wang 王心凌,甜蜜教主,soft-porn princess,what have you.I really don't like her and don't feel the need to disguise my disdain for her.I am sure there are a million and one pimply kids out there,with hourly wet-dreams of Miss Wang caressing them in her schoolgirl uniform,threatening to cut me down with parangs right now but I risk my life to tell the truth...or at least my version of it.

Did any of you guys read the Cyndi Wang interview in last week's edition of i-Weekly?If you did,you'd know where the source of my bile came from.Yessiree.I think after reading the interview,you guys will all agree with me that Cyndi is a defensive,shallow,self-important bitch.Again unfortunately,I will not provide details of what she said...you just have to read it for yourself.It's quite a gem really.

Ok ok...I relent...some of the things that she said include:She's naturally sweet (just like her image...hmmm,really?If she really behaves like that in real-life,I'd think it's called spastic,not sweet.Oh,sorry,I didn't mean to insult the intellectually-challenged),that she doesn't call for attention but people just gives it to her (huh?You 20-something already but still wear a Japanese adult video schoolgirl getup and you tell me you not attention seeking?) and that erm...cuteness is something natural within you (.....barf bag...pleeeease...)...I'd had enough talking about her...have mercy on me,readers and allow me to stop...

I do have something to gloat about.As early as last August 11th,I had boldly made a prediction of how the end of season table will look,this was the original post.Anyway,this was how I predicted the end of season table would look (I later made a revision a couple of weeks later but have now decided to stick with my original choice.The revision I made was mainly to deal with Everton after I saw the splendid start they had...but that's unfair because it's easy to be wise on hindsight.So I'd just put my neck out on the chopping board and stick with my original).This was the final positions I envisioned.

1.Chelsea
2.Arsenal
3.ManUtd
4.Liverpool
5.Newcastle
6.Middlesbrough
7.Birmingham
8.Fulham
9.Tottenham
10.Aston Villa
11.Blackburn
12.Charlton
13.Bolton
14.Man City
15.Southampton
16.Portsmouth
17.West Brom
18.Everton
19.Norwich
20.Crystal Palace

This is the actual table currently.

1.Chelsea
2.Arsenal
3.ManUtd
4.Everton
5.Liverpool
6.Bolton
7.Tottenham
8.Middlesbrough
9.Man City
10.Aston Villa
11.Charlton
12.Birmingham
13.Blackburn
14.Newcastle
15.Fulham
16.Portsmouth
17.Southampton
18.Crystal Palace
19.West Bromwich
20.Norwich

AS YOU CAN ALL SEE...I GOT THE TOP THREE RIGHT!!!HAHAHAH,AM I GOOD OR WHAT???!!!I AM THE SPECIAL ONE,JOSE,NOT YOU!!!