For some unfathomable reason, Cyclops (in short, Cyc) has been appointed the chef of the house in Cyc's humble abode. So suddenly, Cyc is not just figuratively putting food on the table but literally so. This isn't necessarily a bad thing, of course, since the former chef of the house (Cyc's mum) cannot really do much cooking for the moment and needs ample rest so the impetus has fell on Cyc to feed Cyc's overfed pop.

And anyway, mum doesn't seem to trust pop with the cooking since the man of the house usually goes overgenerous with the oyster sauce when it comes to affairs of the wok. Cyc's brother isn't exactly trusted with the task either. Just yesterday, mum went all ballistic over bro's refusal to allow any condiments to be added to the vegetables when he went over to Cyc's lair to perform cook duties. Now, mum has insisted only Cyc do the cooking. Wah liao eh...

Cyc has, in the past, never imagined how tiring it would be to have to rush home everyday to do the cooking (amongst other things) so now Cyc swear he won't make his gal do such things for him ever...do no do what you no want other to do to you, liao gai boh? As some cock named Bernard Shaw once said. That guy is, of course, dead so why should Cyc listen to him actually?

Anyway, just the other day, Jean Grey asked Cyc about Gerrie and whether Cyc got round to telling Gerrie that he want Gerrie to have his babies. Cyc, of course, never got around to doing anything even close to that. Why? Because Cyc discovered that Gerrie is really the Osama of Singapore.

This is because, with the famed terrorist, the populace of the world at least know that he is in Pakistan milking some mountain goat's tits. With Gerrie, no-one has any idea where she is. Even Google Earth also cannot locate. Wah piang, first time in history, someone harder to track down than Osama.

Worse thing is, Cyc no money to offer bounty for Gerrie like Ah Bush on Osama. So jumping onto the opportunistic online-fund solicitation bandwagon, Cyc has decided that he will create a website where generous readers like you can donate to Cyc's worthy cause. Please do your utmost to assist Cyc.

Upon the receipt of $10,000, Cyc will promptly...

Batman spun on 5:17 PM.